/lit/ - Literature

Found on a dusty bookshelf, will it suffice? Are the other translations so much better that I just get a pdf.

>And Yabadabadoopolis killed Diabetes by piercing him in the side with a spear. The darkness filled his eyes and he fucking died. Diabetes was the son of Diabetus and was the strongest man in yada yada yada *twenty lines later* but now he’s fucking dead
>Tyrannosaurus shot Skwoomy Woomy the Thracian through the chest plate and the darkness filled his eyes. Skwoomy Woomy was the son of Dicksucker from the valley of Salami *20 lines later* but his great wealth could not save him and now he’s fucking dead
Holy shit it just goes on like this page after page. Is this what the whole book is going to be like?

Why does this poem cause women to seethe so much?

what was the point of most of the second to last chapter and the catalogue of ships
good book but it peaks way too early when diomedes goes super saiyan

Wait so this is just ancient DBZ but better?
pretty sick so far

what am i in for