/lit/ - Literature

About 3 weeks.

So I just went ahead and finished War and Peace,
Now my head is fuller than a stomach at a Rostov feast
It took like 1400 long ass pages but I learned a lot
Like all about in 1812 how Russia and France fought,
But it wasn't all war, it was about life as a whole
About that shit we call history where we all play a role
If you listen to Princess Mary you'll have a free sermon
Don't you know that all of history is just predetermined?!
Oh no, I hit you with his message while I rock multis
All those books historians write? Chock fulla lies
BUt I don't know what to think bout that second epilogue
I heard you the first 10 times bro, more like epic slog
Still, he says some interesting things that make you pause
But on the real I think modern history exposes his flaws
Now it's not all so dry so don't you dare call Tolstoy a prude
Nothings hotter than kissing your cousin when you think shes a dude
TO tell the truth, I loved that book but now my library bills due,
So it's time to check out and read RICO SLADE WILL FUCKING KILL YOU.