/lit/ - Literature

>>17936606
>BUD, i'm just PARTIAL to the isolation of the country. it's so QUIET and makes me feel like i'm back in the 19th CENTURY. you should drive on down to my $130k, 130-year-old house on 2 acres, it's DILAPIDATED and there are no zoning laws that can make me fix it, we can binge some American beer from the 7/11 and then go shooting .44s in the woods! and buddy, pal, lad...we have GOTTA go down to the creek. Listen up, it's got BASS where us SPORTSMEN who KILL WHAT WE EAT can get lunch from this dirty stream. BUT!!!! it's also got a Waffle House upriver where my wife works, we're middle school sweethearts. speaking of which our daughter just got her purity ring--plumb christlike--i reckon the boys at church are gonna be all over a trad girl like her, that way we don't have to worry about her fooling around with some COLORED. Yee Yee!!!! i'm gonna SHOTGUN this bud, why don't you grab another one for yourself?