/lit/ - Literature

Ok, here's scene III, fresh off the presses. And thank you to everyone who likes it, and of course I don't mind if you want to save it, I had planned on posting the .doc when the whole thing was finished anyways. One more thing, maybe it will help, try reading it in Samuel L. Jackson's voice.

SCENE III. Capulet’s house.

-Enter Capulet’s Wife, and Nurse
Wife: Bitch, where my daughter be? Get her nappy head in here. Shit, I was damn twelve when I had her and this is what I get. God damn. Where she be?
-Enter Juliet
Juliet: Shit, what’s poppin’? Who the fuck called me?
Nurse: Your damn mom.
Juliet: Well, here I am, what’chu want?
Wife: What’s up is- Nurse, get your skank ass out of here and stop pryin’. Wait, nah, stick around and listen to this shit. You know my girl is almost a woman now.
Nurse: I know that bitch down to the hour.
Wife: She ain’t even fourteen.
Nurse: Don’t I know it, she ain’t fourteen. When’s Lammastide?
Wife: Couple weeks, a little more.
Nurse: A little more, a little less, shit. Her birthday is Lammastide, either way. She and Susan were the same age, little Susan didn’t have what it took though. I remember when Juliet was three, eleven years ago, we had that god damn earthquake and that bitch bit down on my nipple, god damn I ain’t gonna forget that. But that shit was eleven years ago, she could fucking walk. I remember one day, she fell flat on her fucking face, my husband said, “you fell on your face? Your head’s empty as shit or you’d fall backwards, ain’t it true li’l J?” and she ran away crying “yeah.” Shit that was great, won’t ever forget it. Just “ain’t it true?” and she cried “yeah.”
Wife: Bitch, shut the fuck up.

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