/lit/ - Literature

>in underground train station
>staircase is split in to two paths, one for people going down, another for people going up
>had just got off a train and saw the up staircase was crowded and slow and the down half had no one on it
>go up the down staircase
>think to myself if what I'm doing is immoral: "What about Kant's categorical imperative? If everyone chose to go up this staircase like me then nobody could get down."
>realise that if everybody used the underground like me then it would be too crowded to use
>realise that if I take two steps forward and then always took two steps forward I'd walk in to a wall
>if I take two steps forward now and everyone take two steps forward right now then people may fall off cliffs or walk in to others
>if I take two steps forward at my exact age and everyone else does it then they may walk in to stuff or be inconvenienced
>if everyone had coffee like Kant we'd have to use all the farmland to grow coffee and then we'd all starve

And that's how I BTFO respected philosophy after ten seconds of thought.

>be me
>be a 27 year old ugly beta loser nofriends autist with no friends or social experiences since school, no female attention ever, never been to a pub, club, or party
>wake up at 11 am feeling tired as fuck because of yesterday's coffee
>go jogging
>tfw so bored and bitter about being an ugly beta subhuman with life on hard mode
>tfw feel cucked no matter what I do
>tfw the only things I'm looking forward to today are drinking coffee and having junk food (while telling myself it's the last time for both) and watching question time with pol (though even that has become stagnant and pointless, like my life)

Yesterday I had a bag of fudge and sweets (lances). These are the patrician's choice.

Imagine if I had to be at work from 9 to 5. Life would be over. I don't have the motivation to stop eating junk food and coffee or to work on stuff in my free time. I feel cucked when I do these things, like the normies are watching at me and laughing because they get everything handed to them.

>read The Great Gatsby at our local library
>I'm at the part where Wilson is aiming his gun at Gatsby
>slouch down my seat and yell, "YO, THIS NIGGA FINNA BOUTTA GET DABBED ON"
>everyone inside the library laughs
>black guy sucks his teeth and says, "You aight, white boy"
>Hear "He cute" from one of the girls