/lit/ - Literature

Why every time I open a novel, It always, always, end up in one of two extremes, and honestly sick of this shit.

On one hand, you have writers who are dogshit because they lack training, writing interesting ideas and overal just having fun and trying to write fun stories.
And they're fun, and enjoyable to read.
But ultimately, they reek of the emotional stunt and lack of mental growth, of most anime lovers, and the prose is really awful and it has serious problems of pacing and overuse of cliches.

But.
On the othe side, you got the literary students, which, while clearly skilled in the arts, and understand pacing, orchestration, prose development, and other technical stuff they should teach in college.
Always, always, and I'm really tired of this shit.
They reek of pretentiousness.
It's like reading a mitwit 120-130 IQ liberal professor talking about how the curse of the problems of the character boils down to always, from some historical racial/class struggle and other marxist garbage, while he tells scenes that are references from other literary mitwit literary who award winner literary who and some historical references from some shit that happened to some dude in european history and some classical references about literal who western canon shit.
And It feels like smelling the farts and mental masturbation of some liberal teacher about his opinions on politics and other mitwit epistemology topics.
And the story is just pretentious mitwittery of mental gymnastics to show how much mitwit tricks I can write.

AND WHAT I FUCKING WANT IS A FUCKING GENERIC FANTASY ISEKAI HAREM GARBAGE WHERE THE HERO GOES ON A FUCKING ADVENTURE WITHOUT EDGY SHIT AND SAVES THE WORLD WHILE HIS HAREM GROUP OF HOT ATRACTIVE BITCHES DEVELOP HAREMS FEELINGS, WHILE THIS SHIT HAS A HAPPY WHOLESOME HAREM ENDING.
AND IT'S PROPERLY FUCKING WELL WRITTEN WITH NICE PLOT TWISTS, INTERESTING WORLDBUILDING AND QUALITY PROSE.

FUCK YOU AND EAT FUCKING SHIT.

>>15070721
>Misus

>Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters