/lit/ - Literature

>>2570649

That's because his marriage was never consummated. Because he's too fucking fat.

>>2383385

This is, frankly, a stunning contribution to the genre, and I am not a man to use the word "stunning" lightly. One is captivated from the first line, drawn into the sadness of the tale by the very title. But this is no mere re-hash of the tired old themes of the sad story, no love you 5ever for this Anon. With the seemingly simple introduction of the box of cholceleets, the author has raised the bar, changed the game. Now, the traditional gift of love, of sharing, of the occasional sneakily stolen caramel cup while she isn't looking, now all this is subverted. Like the archetypal womyn-figure, Snow White, she is stricken by this gift of food. she consumes the patriarchy and pays the price. However, in this tale, there is no saviour in the form of a Prince, since the Prince is the giver of the gift. In the early 21st century, where love can kill and even a kiss may be deadly, there is no retribution for this modern Snow White. Nop (is ded).

>>1899887

Because boys need rules, and father figures, to chastise them and to keep them in line. They crave order and discipline, this is why they are known as 'craven youths'.

I'm not letting some fat mafia guy tell me what the fuck is either a) western or b) canonical.

Babylon is not in the fucking west.

And there is no fucking canon, you moronic twat - there are canons, maybe, but only a fool treats them with anything more than mild interest.

>>1848148