/lit/ - Literature

>>20032498
I don't really care because I don't read any novel or book written after 1900, but what's important is that I really want to cum on Kat's face.

>>19993283
She is in all ways inferior to my muse, Kat.

>>19767459
I have a fantasy where I organize a /lit/ meetup for my shitty city, but no one shows up except for one cute /lit/ girl (female). It's awkward at first because it's just me and her but we talk and it turns into a date and she gives me her number and we date and fall in love and get married and have many children.

this thread has gone way off topic. can we please get back to Katposting?

>>19262752
>She's ugly
Nice opinion. I bet you have healthy standards.
>>19262867
>Forget that uni chick
I'd love to. Easier said than done. I haven't seen her in almost two years (and I accept that I'll never see her again) and I still think about her all the time. At least a dozen times per week. I spoke a total of 10 words to her and I can't get her out of my head. Whenever you ask a sad-sack old guy for advice, you're likely to hear something along the lines of "don't be falling in love as she's walking away". I did, and it was a horrible mistake. I'm not going to kill myself over this but I'm unlikely to forget how I never took a chance. Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tthIHXUsPs
>she seems like a BIG EXTROVERT. Shy people would never become popular youtubers anyway
I don't think this is necessarily true. It's much easier to be comfortable or "extroverted" when you're talking to a camera.
>Then, you say that you like that she "cares deeply about something you're interested in" but then you say "I don't care what she reads" then what is it?
I meant "reading books" broadly. I don't care about the specific books she reads, but appreciate that we both are into reading. I'm not trying to dab on her because she reads shit.
>She also probably thinks high of herself, and like all women, is in a constant need of attention...
Probably true, yes.
>Guys, you could find better gals in your local library. Trust me.
I don't really leave my house much (except for the gym).
>>19264418
YW, anon. I'm happy to expose myself as an emotionally frail faggot in an anonymous online setting.
>>19263203
>shes a 4
lmao, stop watching porn.
t. not an American either

>2 months without a new video

Is /ourgirl/ okay?

>>18504173
>is 256gb unnecessary?
Yes.
>256gb is only $26 on Amazon right now and can hold over 100,000 books
>I'm probably overestimate how much I'm going to read
>100,000 books
>100,000 books
>100,000 books
You would have to live to 137 and have read two whole books every single day for your entire life since the day you were born until the day you die to read that many books. You're unlikely to read more than 5000 books in a lifetime, realistically speaking. 4gb is a fine amount of storage unless you exclusively read 50mb+ PDFs.
>How do I download entire libraries of .epubs?
Just go to zlibrary and download your allotted 10 per day until you have pretty much everything you'll ever want to read. It even has a built in file converter (though the vast majority of files are already epubs). If you're too lazy to individually download the books you want to read then you were probably never going to read them in the first place.

>>18155673
fpbp. Kat is /lit/'s queen and my future wife. I am 6'2, handsome, and well-read. There is nothing you can do to stop me from meeting her, impressing her with my physical and mental superiority, marrying her, and having four children with her. Sorry (I am not sorry).

How is she so adorable bros? New video https://youtu.be/XraoRZVdL5o

>>17539027
Why is she so perfect bros?

>>17508359
lmao niggas it's just called imagination why do you have to pretend it's some kind of experiment

>>17481342
>bookshelves are for pseuds
Or the absurdly rich OR people who are terrible with money. Imagine buying a physical book in 2021.

>>17430407
>>17430417
/lit/ is ~90% semi-autistic, cerebral, lonely young men. paperbackdreams specifically is rather cute but not too cute as to seem unattainable. Also she reads books (uhh based and relatable much?) which doubles the effect.

>>17394142
Yes she's hot and yes the sex would be incredibly but she WOULD eventually disappoint you and shatter your heart. Buy the love you need, brehs.

>Hey Anon! Back from class so soon?
>I was just catching up on this cool new Y/A I'm reading.
>Yes! Yes, okay! I'll read Tolstoy with you later~~~
>I'm so happy that we met, anon.
>It's so crazy to think how just last year you were talking about me on /lit/ and now we're engaged!
>Not to mention that "other" surprise ;)
>I don't know when we'll tell my parents...
>Maybe we should pick a name soon?
>Oh... oh Anon, you know what my hormones are doing to me right now, y-you...
>*claps* We DO love a BIG penis, girl *claps*
>You know! I do be that hoe! *claps* *claps*