/lit/ - Literature

>>3691038
>rolled underneath a car and hung on

>>3673588
>self-help

>talking to quirky humanities graduate student girl at university
>she's really cute and dresses modestly
>total waifu tier
>start feeling her out for her pleb level to get any disappointments out of the way
>she has more of an english/russian lit focus than a philosophy/poli sci focus, but that's okay, she's a chick, she's entitled to it
>she mentions she is doing research on hegel
>raise an eyebrow, this one might be a keeper
>she mentions she's a materialist hegelian
>think "uh oh"
>all the muscles in my body tense unconsciously in preparation for emergency exit maneuvers
>hear the word "marx" come out of her mouth
>my face in the 0.4 seconds before I fled the scene