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SLOVENIAN CULTURAL CRITICS
WITH SEVERE FACIAL SPASMS
CUCKED BY ESOTERIC DIALECTICS
HEGELIAN BRAINS ARE GAPING CHASMS

MARK HAMILL WANTS SO BADLY
TO CUT OFF SOMEONES BALLS
THE THOUGHT MAKES HIM SWEATY
AND THEN HE JUST RECALLS
A FILTHY JOKE
OR AN ANECDOTE
OR A LINE OF COKE
LACANIAN ANTIDOTE

SLAVOJ SLAVOJ ZIZEK
WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE
THAT CHOMSKY HAD yOU REKT
JUST FUCKING OPEN YOUR EYES
JUST THINK OF YOUR MOTHER
THINK OF YOUR SON
YOUR POSTMODERN FATHER
AND SO ON
AND SO ON

>Be friends with guy
>he thinks he's intellectual
>Has read like 8 books all his life, but acts like he's the head of the local literati chapter
>Always talks about what he wants to read
>never reads shit
>Whenever I meet him, I make sure to turn the topic to lit so I can make him admit he does nothing in terms of reading/writing ("Didnt you want to read that book?" "So how's that book you bought?" "Any progress on your writing?"
>The answer is always him admitting he's sitting at home playing fucking League of Legends
>He ahs done nothing but play that shit vidyagaem for almost 4 years
>still thinks he's an intellectual
>comes to me to make fun of other people being tards
>mfw he's one of them
>mfw he doesn't realize he's a fraud