/lit/ - Literature

>walking through double doors
>see old proffesor with white beard and jet black fedora on the other side of the door on his way to class
>open the door to go through
>go through
>stand there for 3 seconds holding the door open for fedora man
>was doing the old fuck a favor
>he goes through the other door
>has to open it himself

I swear to god, if I see that old fuck around I again I'm going to ram into him and say "Watch out, faggot."