/lit/ - Literature

>you will never inherit a large central New York / London / Vienna house from your parents along with a very large sum of money
>you will never spend your time in independent coffee shops with like minded patricians
>you will never have a private education in multiple countries and languages that is more rigorous than 90 % of universities
>you will never go to Oxford / Harvard / Yale / Amherst / Williams / [art focused institute]
>you will never do a degree that is 100 % useless outside of academia
>you will never never have a real job and live off your inheritance
>your parents will never be deeply disappointed in you for refusing to inherit the family business while your brother goes in to banking and your sister in to exclusively upper class but braindead and not very well paid work (e.g. art gallery curator), squandering her very high intelligence but none of you really care because she's female and not much is expected because your family's old fashioned like that
>you will never have a night out that ends up with you being mugged and beaten by lower class people which almost gives you an epiphany but not quite due to your immense privilege
>you will never be homosexual before it was cool, while also having constant sex with thin, supermodel sized 8+ women, while remaining ridiculously unemotional and dismissive towards them, as would be judged by an outside observer
>you will never wander art galleries around the world while dismissing the pre-modernists as gauche while muttering under your breath and giving mean looks to the American and Japanese tourists
>you will never walk through Paris on an Autumn day while handing 100 euro notes to street musicians you like and spitting on the mimes and immigrant beggars

>you will never live...

THE BOHEMIAN LIFESTYLE

Guys I know I'll get hate for this meta topic but I need to vent. I've been a litizen for two years. In the past day I've made some genuine top notch topics but I don't get enough good responses. Are most of you becoming complacent? You just keep talking about the same bullshit All below topics were made by me.

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Please respond or share your own work.

>you will never inherit a large New York / London / Vienna apartment / house from your parents along with a very large sum of money
>you will never spend your time in independent coffee shops with like minded patricians
>you will never have a private education
>you will never do a degree that is 100 % useless outside of academia
>you will never never have a real job and live off your inheritance

>you will never live...

THE BOHEMIAN LIFESTYLE

Which languages should I learn in order to fully live and comprehend the Bohemian lifestyle? I started learning Spanish and I don't want to stop because of my progress. But I only started learning it because it was the easiest language.

I know Spanish speakers are lazy and sleep all day, which suggests the bohemian lifestyle, but there is something indescribably pleb about them, even if /lit/ has reassured me in the past that they have a lot of patrician literature.

I'm going to eventually try to learn French and German anyway (giving myself a long timespan obviously, I don't mean starting next week), but am I wasting my time with Spanish?

What else is required studying in order to be a well rounded patrician? Obviously latin and ancient greek, but I'd never have the motivation to learn those. Hopefully the insouciance that comes with the bohemian lifestyle can justify me lack of interest in them.

I'm also learning programming. My current engineering major is gauche as fuck. Programming is vaguely hipsterish and can better imply that I have creativity and trendiness.

Sadly I don't have any massive inheritances coming my way. How do you plan to support your lack of activity? I don't even like engineering, but do you think going in to an engineering PhD rather than a job would imply some sort of free spiritedness about myself?