/lit/ - Literature

>my favourite genre is the classics

>>7910520
a shitpost, but a great one

>>7439420
is this bait? worst thing ive ever read

starving artist here
altogether very happy to see that despite being hugely more well-read than me, /lit/ aren't better writers than me

Our Daughter Isn't a Brat; Your Son Just Hasn't Read Atlas Shrug

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2010/8/12hague.html

"I'd like to start by saying that I don't get into belligerent shouting matches at the playground very often. The Tot Lot, by its very nature, can be an extremely volatile place—a veritable powder keg of different and sometimes contradictory parenting styles—and this fact alone is usually enough to keep everyone, parents and tots alike, acting as courteous and deferential as possible. The argument we had earlier today didn't need to happen, and I want you to know, above all else, that I'm deeply sorry that things got so wildly, publicly out of hand.

Now let me explain why your son was wrong.

When little Aiden toddled up our daughter Johanna and asked to play with her Elmo ball, he was, admittedly, very sweet and polite. I think his exact words were, "Have a ball, peas [sic]?" And I'm sure you were very proud of him for using his manners.

To be sure, I was equally proud when Johanna yelled, "No! Looter!" right in his looter face, and then only marginally less proud when she sort of shoved him.
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