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>>14684639
Someone who looks like he could be a boss is working at his desk. The secretary knocks on the door.

BOSS: Come in.

Secretary enters office. She takes off her clothes and they do it.

EXT. CAR WASH — PROBABLY MIDDAY

Man driving a red Corvette convertible pulls into car wash. The female car wash attendant comes up to the car.

WOMAN: Hi, can I help you?

MAN: I’d like a car wash. Please.

Woman takes off clothes, gets in car and they do it.

EXT. MOUNTAIN — LATE IN THE AFTERNOON

A hang glider sails into the picture from the top left of the screen and slowly circles as the camera zooms in. Soon, we can see that the hang glider is a naked guy. If you are Sharon, my ex-girlfriend, you will then recognize that the hang glider is actually me. Fuck you, Sharon! I am naked hang gliding in my own porn movie that I wrote all by myself! What do you think of that? I don’t just watch porn, I write it and hang glide naked in it. Also, why are you watching porn? I thought you hated porn, Sharon. Liar.

EXT. SWIMMING POOL — EARLY MORNING

Camera pans up to show a voluptuous blonde and a man. They are doing it.

Production Note: There should be no dialogue in this scene to make up for the hang gliding scene.

INT. LIVING ROOM COUCH — NIGHT

A fire burns. A couple (mostly clothed) is sitting on the couch drinking wine and gazing intently at one another. Suddenly, a man crashes through a window next to the fireplace. He is obviously a burglar. The woman screams.

WOMAN: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

MAN: Hey! What do you think you’re doing?

BURGLAR: Nothing.

They all take off their clothes and do it.

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