/lit/ - Literature

>>4618151
Oh no, what the fuck did I do OP?

>>4599975
Oh no, what have we done?

>>4588148
>wake up
>thank Allah for the beautiful day
>get my eggs, bacon, and coffee (I'm not Muslim, mind you)
>fuck my bitch
>listen to NPR
>drink more coffee
>go out on to my balcony overlooking NYC and smoke a cigarette
>shave
>go to work, all the girls twerk
>"Anon, anon, write us a thrilling story!"
>Say fuck no but fuck both of them anyway (ye, swear to you there were 2 of these bitches)
>Sweet Yeezus that shit was good.
>Go to lunch with bossman
>"Anon, I want to give you a $2,000,000" raise
>"Alright, I'll think about it"
>"Anon please, I'll double it"
>k
>Go home, fuck more bitches
>get lung cancer
>I don't give a fuck, it's both /fa/ and /lit/ to smoke
>Go to doctor as I /lit/ another cigarette (did you see what I did there?)
>Doc says I need to quit smoking
>piss in his face
>Battle off the lung cancer
>fuck OP's mom

Such is the life of a reporter for a daily local paper.

do you know of any closed facebook philosophy groups?

i'd like something like partially examined life but closed so my friends aren't exposed to my extreme autism

>>3806378
yes.

>>3748579