/lit/ - Literature

>"So there's this idea. It's very old -I don't know old exactly maybe a few trillion years old... it certainly predates oral history which is only like a few hundred billion years old, and we shared a common ancestor with sedimentary rocks until a few million years ago- anyways there's this idea that the causal structure of the universe is isomorphic to the mind of God. And you can see this fundamental narrative playing out all in of our religious texts too. The same archetype pops up over and over again across language and cultural barriers. And if you look at the CT scans of rats, it's like a low resolution approximation of the Milky Way galaxy. *tears up*. And you know rats are considered sacred in many cultures. They're eukaryotic organisms just like us and their central nervous system is so similar to ours that if you hook a button up to its brain's reward system it'll orgasm itself to death, the way porn addicts do. And if you read the relevant literature on evolutionary astronomy and computational theology they can't explain it, and so you have to ask yourself why is that exactly eh? Like that's not a bloody COINCIDENCE man!"

Holy shit I'm fucking sold. Why didn't you guys recommend me this professor earlier?