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George asked: "Where am I? What's going on here? And who are you?"
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The old man answered: "I'm Clarence P. Oddbody, Angel 2nd class. You've got your wish George. I was sent here to show you what the world would have been like if Europeans, or Whites, had never existed. You now live in a world where White people never existed. No 'dumb blondes' , no redheads, no brown heads, no blue or green eyed devils. Just blacks, browns, and yellows."
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"Really? Wow! That's cool! I'll have no problem adapting because there's not a racist bone in my body. And when I get back to my world, I'll be able to tell Professor Silverstein and all my friends how wonderful this non-racist world was. Say, where exactly am I anyway?

"You're in what would have been Bedford Falls, New York, standing on what would have been your parents' home at 286 Grove Ave." replied Clarence.

George paused, then said: "Oh. I get it. There is no deforestation in a non White world. Unlike the rampaging Europeans, the native Americans were environmentally conscious. Nonetheless, I'm freezing out here. Where's the nearest motel Clarence?"