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>jelqing on tuesdays, jelqing on thursdays, but never on wednesdays

>>14977896
hes a god damn motherfuckin pickle. i cant believe it.

>>14794155
holy smokes i was thinking of the sea bear from spongebob actually, but you got the idea.
>kek I wanna have a couple beers with you, fren. You seem like an interesting fellow
thank ya kindly! right time and place, i was just thinking about exactly these things as i read your post, all of it. it's the right question to be asking. sometimes i just want to break out into dance or something, i wonder why i don't, then i imagine louis ck getting on stage and talking about some asshole dancing on the train, and whatnot. but then i realize that im the one that made that bit possible. been stopping myself a lot less lately.