/lit/ - Literature

I think it is still a very good book

>>16933958

>>16932832

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul.

>>7993634
>women are regarded as better at writing character development and description
>therefore they are regarded as superior writers all around, implying proficiency in nonfiction and history as well as fiction

>jack's weird talent is that he can swallow olives and apricots whole
>therefore, jack must be able to swallow unplucked turkeys and all other foods as well, and is generally the best swallower

also
>3,000 survey respondents
wew

>>7938975
>>7939120
“sigh… This is not my best lucid dream, tbqh,” /lit mumbled under his breath, which bounced off the ether and into his nose, reminding him that he had not brushed his teeth in over a week.
“Yes mommy! comming!”
/lit tried to leap on one foot like the Samurai he had seen on Youtube earlier that night, but his untrained body was not expecting this command from his brain, and he slipped on his jizz rag, which he had forgotten to put a way, and smacked his head loudly on the floor.
Thump!!!
“Damnit son! You better not be up there playing your Universe of WarCraft or whatever the fuck it’s called boy! Don’t make me come up there!”
/lit pushed him self up. To him it seemed that he had done so quickly, like a sleek crosfitter, when objectively his muscles only allowed for a tortoise like pace.

to be continued..

Good morning, /lit. hope you all have a nice day.

>>7848143
Prove me wrong, butterfingers