/lit/ - Literature

Do you idiots really think you're the first ones in all of history to have an obsession with masturbation?

>but but muh internetz porn

Define porn. "When I see it, I'll know it', porn has been around for centuries, in the form of dicks and pussies on ancient greek vases and bitches being fucked by gods, animals and humans of all kinds to french lithographic prints depicting women having their skirts lifted up being prodded by floating and/or elongated dicks. People have been furiously beating their meat at least since we've had the leisure time too and probably far FAR before that. So bitch, shut the fuck up and stop thinking you need to read some no-name in real life fuckboy whose only other female contact on his cell phone other than his mother is his sister. Idle hands are the devils play and in this case, your idle hands keep floating back to your now-numb dick like there was a magnet or some force driving the two together.

You have too much time on your hands. Sublimate.

Men have erected towers and created sistine chapels with the time and energy they've had. Yours just all go to beating your dick. Choice motherfucker. Choice. Oh, can't choose? No problem, your primitive instincts will choose for you, ya lazy will-less cunt.