/lit/ - Literature

> enter Bookstore
> they sell more vinyl, video games and DVDs than actual books
> Shake it Off by Taylor Swift comes on the in-store radio
> customers burst into a flash dance mob
> see the minuscule classics collection out back, near the back door
> try escape to the sanctuary of literature but get pulled into the flash dance mob
> never danced before and accidentally trip over when trying to hide
> fall over and the ravioli I was saving for later falls out of the pasta pocket of my coat (this pocket is my left interior pocket as it's closest to my chest and when the pasta is warm it keeps my chest warm and I can dip mouth into my coat on cold days and take a few bites)
> get pasta all down my face
> start crying
> everyone picks me up and pats me on the back for trying
> I cry saying sorry and that I'm not even allowed out the house at day time
> it's ok we're all unique
> buy a copy of Hunger Games Catching Fire and Fifty Shades of Grey on DVD
> qt gril at counter asks if I want them gift wrapped
> I say yes because I want it to be a surprise for myself and I ask her out
> she says no and blows a rape whistle