/lit/ - Literature

>>1954446
>2011
>not being a zulu spearchucker yourself

dude you've really let yourself go

whenever I read a d&e post, I almost expect to see "that's what butthurt haters actually believe, cry more"

>>1941812
>2011
>being in the signal corps

nah just kidding. but yes I know that feel

>>1868466
>storing your ink ribbons in the fridge

>>1857208
>Judging the quality of the book by its protagonist
I hope you guys don't do this.

>>1828725
>browsing /lit/ long enough to know and care about the sentimentalities of specific posters

I seriously you guys d...

wait

We drove in silence, continuing the argument in our heads. Old men stood in front of their houses on the sides of the ancient road. Their stained yellow eyes disdained us, or something further than the shallow distance between us. They flitted by with the rest of the landscape, but remained with me well after they passed. Bent bodies and yellow eyes, observing and judging, with the inscrutable weight of lives already lived.

>fix'd, and I didn't even charge you

>understanding shakespeare when you're five years old

>2011
>converting to catholicism
>mfw some guy actually read about this convoluted bronze age mythology + sand nigger morality with white fanboys thrown in and said "you know what, this totally makes sense, I bet there IS an omnipotent creator of the universe and he wants us to be baptized in water just like it says in this book!"

>4chan
>sfw

scroll to the top of the page for naked anime girls, rubber breasts, and japanese fleshlights

I hope your bosses catch you faggots

>>1744593
>some other shit writer copied him
>his career is now validated

>>1741462
If I had a nickel for every time /lit/ was on topic, I'd be in debt.

>Jew

>>1711909
>implying I didn't read all three shadowfall books about 2 years ago

>implying the world isn't already full of james pattersons and hasn't been for decades

>2011
>reading short stories