/lit/ - Literature

I just realized that those "would you let a hobo fuck you in the ass raw for 5 minutes for 1 billion dollars" and "would you fuck your mom at gun point" questions are basically playground versions of Roko's Basilisk
Roko's B-ass-ilik
>A super intelligent and all powerful A.I. emerges in the future, to ensure that people in the past bring about it's creation it threatens that everyone who stands in the way of developing the A.I. it will force them to get fucked in the ass. If you in any way impeded the advancement of the technology that culminated in this all powerful A.I. it will find you and fuck you in the ass. Violently. Without lube. If you want to protect your ass from ruthlessly efficient self-fulfilling A.I. you need to stop doing anything that might interfere with it emerging, otherwise it will fuck you in the ass
P-ass-cal's Wager
>If you don't believe in god, he'll fuck you in the ass. But if you believe in god, he won't fuck you in the ass. Therefore if you don't want to be fucked in the ass, it is a good bet to believe in god