/lit/ - Literature

>>14330299
>t.

>>10905081
2deep4mem8 I"m going to go fuck Stacey. See ya nerds, have fun with your fanfiction.

>Whatcha reading, nerd?

25 Leave this board and never return if any of these apply to you:

>you don't read exclusively fiction
>you listen to Beethoven
>you'd consider good a book that sucked but is considered a classic and bad an entertaining book that some artsy faggots which don't even fuck labeled terrible
>you don't let said artsy faggots have fun discussing their shit in pity of their never having seen a pussy
>you don't express yourself in pig squeals only
>you've never seen Romeo + Juliet gosh damn Di Caprio was so handsome at the time (no homo)
>you don't get bored by stuff where nothing happens
>you read to be "intelligent" or whatever
>you lose time with boring history crap
>you read philosophy lmao such a useless subject
>you've never watched that episode in The Simpson where Homer becomes Jesus
>you read stuff that wasn't written in AMERICA
>you lose time with books that are more than ten years old
>your favourite author is dead
>you spend your time with commie trash fuck the reds why would you even read them goddamn i'm so pissed
>Uhhh i don't know whatever that means either way fuck you nerd
>you read poetry like a goddamn woman
>seriously bro fuck poetry that's why you don't fuck
>you bore the hell out of people that just try to strike a conversation with, ya about common things by explaining with accuracy how many ass hair the author had
>you do something with the book after you read it beside putting it back on the shelf
>you do vague interpretations of crap while you could just read it for wikipedia
>you spend all your day reading

You know what fuck books actually this shit is for losers i only read Harry Potter anyway, gonna fuck Stacy see ya

>>12430
Chad.

>>8362008
>>8362250
You have literal autism if you don't see the value of "continental" (=real) philosophy. Now quit circlewanking over how "perfect" and "logical" you are and do my homework you fuckin geeks!