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ARISTOTLE FUCKING POISONED SOMEONE AND YOU FAGGOTS ARE FUCKING LAUGHING. IGNORE THE FACT THAT ARISTOTLE FUCKING POISONED SOMEONE LIKE THE REST OF ACADEMIA, YEAH, THAT MAKES TOTAL FUCKING SENSE. FUCK YOU AND FUCK ACADEMIA A THOUSAND TIMES. THIS SHIT ACCUTUALLY MAKES ME SEETHE WITH SO MUCH RIGHTEOUS ANGER. THE CONQUEROR OF ALL THE KNOWN WORLD WAS ASSASSINATED BY SOME SHADY ACADEMIC.
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>he claims Aristotle killed Alexander with, from all the way in Athens
YOU DISINGENUOUS PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT. ARISTOTLE DIDN'T DELIVER THE POISON HIMSELF (BECAUSE OF COURSE THAT PUSSY WOULDN'T); HE HAD CASSANDER, THE SON OF ANTIPATER, PASS ALEXANDER THE POISON; ****THE SAME ANTIPATER WHO ARISTOTLE WOULD LATER NAME AS THE EXECUTOR OF HIS FUCKING WILL****. NOPE, NOTHING STRANGE GOING ON HERE!!!! NOT TO MENTION THAT ALEXANDER THREW ARISTOTLE'S FUCKING NEPHEW, CALLISTHENES, INTO PRISON (WHERE HE DIED LIKE A BITCH) AFTER HE WAS CAUGHT TRYING TO ASSASSINATE ALEXANDER JUST AS ARISTOTLE HIMSELF WOULD LATER SUCCED IN DOING!!!! THINK ARISTOTLE HAD ANY HARD FEELINGS ABOUT THAT ONE? MAKE NO MISTAKE, ARISTOTLE WAS A SHADY AND NEFARIOUS BASTARD, AND HE WOULD GO TO ANY LENGTHS TO GET WHAT HE WANTED.
THE FACT THAT YOU GUYS ARE TOO BLINDED BY THE PRO-ARISTOTLE ESTABLISHMENT'S PROPAGANDA TO SEE WHAT'S RIGHT INFRONT OF YOUR EYES IS HONESTLY PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF. READ THE FUCKING SOURCES YOU FUCKING FAGGOTY ASS PSEUDS OR JUST DO THE WORLD A FAVOUR AND KYS YOU FUCKING ARISTOTLE SHILLS.