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Wow guys, just WOW. QUITE TH...
whoops haha, left my caps lock on... Quite the incident just occurred at Applebee's (of all places) tonight... And to me! (Of all people). I ordered their steak as I remember it being quite good, although I do have a faint memory of a consistent overcooking that happens when I order their steaks (although that could have been chili's instead of Applebee's, I'm not too sure really) I made sure to order it medium rare (I usually order medium) to offset this contingency. Well hold on now cause the kicker, climax, whatever you wanna call it is coming up.... Are you ready? The waiter (blonde lass, probably 5'9, 48 years old.) Brings out my steak.... And boy it's looking good.... Just wow really, served on this steaming black stone plate which rests inside this wood tray, I'm just ready to really dig/tear into this hunk o meat... Right? I mean who can blame me.... LOL!!!! Well here it is folks, I ask the lass. Get this... For some steak sauce, yup yup yup, just some steak sauce, no biggie right? Well....THERE WAS ALREADY STEAK SAUCE ON THE TABLE! YES, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, THERE WAS ALREADY STEAK SAUCE JUST SITTING RIGHT THERE PEACEFULLY LIKE A FROG.... SHE JUST GRABBED IT UP AND PUT IT NEXT TO ME. HAAAHAAH WOW, STUPID OL ME. Well ain't that just a grand tale... Heh, tell your grandkids that one right!!.... Well hope you enjoyed, , SIGNING OUT!!!!!!.