/lit/ - Literature

>having a conversation at the library with a "human" meme (also known as a female)
>see that she's reading John Green
>get reminded that women are and will always be abominational scums
>cry because i somehow regret taking the red pill
>the female starts hugging me
>"what's wrong anon?" she says, as i feel her comfy estrogen presence all around me
>suddenly a big black male confronts me
>"nigga fuggin pussy ass cracka why you crying yo beat kangz newwhatsaying n shieeet"
>starts to hit me and i feel like i will die
>the negro takes out his bbc
>starts raping the female
>she clearly enjoys it
>literally shit myself due to anger
>take a closer look at the female
>it was my own mother all along
>the black was actually my brother
Book for this feel?

>>8749002

"no"

>>8568467
>>8568676
Can somebody fucking source me these memes?

It's tearing me apart seeing anglo /lit/ knowers having their in-jokes which I'm excluded of

>>8487208

>that tiny thing got to penetrate Katy Perry's holy sanctum

>ywn be invited to Acephale
>ywn read philosophy and conduct occult rituals with chill litbros

>>8291459
Why am I so fucking bad at frame characters? I have the perfect trio to follow for a compelling narrative, but none of them seem like the "main" character to write from the perspective of.

>lend best bud leatherbound copy of Dante's Inferno
>months pass
>I don't usually ask for books back but this one is special
>My dead dad gave it to me before leaving for Afghanistan
>He would never return
>"So, did you read the book?"
>"Oh sure Anon, I forgot. I'll bring it to you next time we see each other."
>fast forward to next time
>Leather binding has been grossly replaced with hard paper by his vegan girlfriend, the leather stapled to some cow in North Carolina
>EVERY footnote has been cropped with scissors
>Beautiful Doré illustrations have been painted with watercolor
>Dogears
>All the blank pages are missing
>Marbled inlays are now inexplicably pulp paper yellow
>Someone scrawled "Dante Alighieri" with a black pen and wrote "Dorkte Allegory" below
>Friend looks at me, a sincere smile on his face, as I look at the disaster that is my father's last gift
>He doesn't seem to understand what's happening
>Run away
>Years later, I see him begging on the streets and pretend not to see him

I WANT A BIBLIOTIEK INVITE TOO!!!!

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>>8052713
>Read Catcher in the Rye in high school
>Relate to Holden a lot
>Everyone else despises him
>Lose respect from my peers for defending Holden when they were talking about how much of an asshole they thought he was
>mfw they just dont understand

>>7988374
>yfw Pynchon and CS Lewis both tried to warn us

>>7977889
It's going fine Mom.
I swear to God I'm not a failure.

>>7976969
>when Pynchon makes you cry
I just want to be in young and in love in the deep winter again.

>tfw fell for the start with the gayreeks meme

>tfw everyone on /lit/ says they go to top-tier schools
>tfw you just got rejected from all your dream school and will probably go to the pleb state school that all your high school "friends" are going to

English and Chinese are the most patrician languages. French, Greek, and German will soon be dead languages replaced by Arabic.
>Yuros' faces when they realize their cultures haven't been relevant for almost 50 years

>>7392764

That's a solid 7 for me

>>6668831

>I only read 18 pages today