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>>17200804
I have invented a speculum for easily inserting an entire carton of chilled chicken eggs inside your body cavity. From the R&D process I can tell you that you will have a very different user experience depending on the viscosity and base chemistry of the lubricant you choose to lubricate your eggs with. Initial testing with no lubrication or an abrasive media indicated a poor user experience, with the most common complaint being a partial prolapse or complete impaction requiring medical intervention . For the best user experience a food grade oil based chemistry is recommended.