/lit/ - Literature

There be nar real goin back.
Though dis thug may come ta tha Shire,
dat shit will dis nt seem tha same;
fo dis thug shall dis nt be tha same.
dis thug be wounded wit knife,
stin, an tooth,
an er long burden.
Where shall dis thug find rest?

I wondah if people will evah say, "let's hear about frodo an' da rin'." an' they'll say, "yes, dat's one of mah motha fuckin' favorite stories. Frodo was really courageous, wasn't he, daddy?" "yes, m'boy, da most famousest of hobbits. An' dat's sayin' a lot.