/lit/ - Literature

>>18233244
Yes.

If I've read fewer than 100 books by age 20, is it too late to become a good writer?

>>17919688

>>17209527
Notoriousness of posting -infamy of fame to be noted and never not forgotten- posts of proclamations to be mostnotoriousmore. Obsession and fixationeth upon the fairness of beasts and beastlyness of hoofed men; from hell, obsession burns, the burnness of which that passion is lost and only fire remains -flameths that moths alight. Oh Colombia, my hell, my pain, my passion, my insanity. Insidness and life insane from insolent incelebation -wrought with rot that rears my wraith upon the weary and weak: no more a child but a child less for thought to follow backwards towards thought and thoroughness where incoherence because inconherentless and response becomethes aid to aidless and threads becomes worlds and heaven, where only hell remains. Oh my Colombia, Ceron bleeds for you.

>>16737191
>Or at least that's how I imagine this pathetic, flailing reply.

>>16583577
I once read a book a million pages long, and right after it I made sex with two hot chix with tig ol’ biddies and skulled a beer it two seconds flat. Yeah I’m the /lit/ist in this frog posting swamp.

>>16123591

>>16025890
There are no good kings, only just rulers. Robert's Rebellion is a fitting name, indeed.

Probably the best atheist argument I have seen and I don't think it can be refuted.
And yes jannies it's from real literature so no bans please.

"I wiped the blade against my jeans and walked into the bar. It was mid-afternoon, very hot and still. The bar was deserted. I ordered a whiskey. The barman looked at the blood and asked:

‘God?’

‘Yeah.’

‘S’pose it’s time someone finished that hypocritical little punk, always bragging about his old man’s power…’

He smiled crookedly, insinuatingly, a slight nausea shuddered through me. I replied weakly:

‘It was kind of sick, he didn’t fight back or anything, just kept trying to touch me and shit, like one of those dogs that try to fuck your leg. Something in me snapped, the whingeing had ground me down too low. I really hated that sanctimonious little creep.’

‘So you snuffed him?’

‘Yeah, I’ve killed him, knifed the life out of him, once I started I got frenzied, it was an ecstasy, I never knew I could hate so much.’

I felt very calm, slightly light-headed. The whisky tasted good, vaporizing in my throat. We were silent for a few moments. The barman looked at me levelly, the edge of his eyes twitching slightly with anxiety:

There’ll be trouble though, don’tcha think?’

‘I don’t give a shit, the threats are all used up, I just don’t give a shit.’

‘You know what they say about his old man? Ruthless bastard they say. Cruel…’

‘I just hope I’ve hurt him, if he even exists.’

‘Woulden wanna cross him merself,’ he muttered.

I wanted to say ‘yeah, well that’s where we differ’, but the energy for it wasn’t there. The fan rotated languidly, casting spidery shadows across the room. We sat in silence a little longer. The barman broke first:

‘So God’s dead?’

‘If that’s who he was. That fucking kid lied all the time. I just hope it’s true this time.’

The barman worked at one of his teeth with his tongue, uneasily:

‘It’s kindova big crime though, isn’t it? You know how it is, when one of the cops goes down and everything’s dropped ’til they find the guy who did it. I mean, you’re not just breaking a law, your breaking LAW.’

I scraped my finger along my jeans, and suspended it over the bar, so that a thick clot of blood fell down into my whisky, and dissolved. I smiled:

‘Maybe it’s a big crime,’ I mused vaguely ‘but maybe it’s nothing at all…’ ‘…and we have killed him’ writes Nietzsche, but—destituted of community—I crave a little time with him on my own.

In perfect communion I lick the dagger foamed with God’s blood."

>>15875726
Of course. We love reading fellow anon's fanfics. Post ahoy

Any good books about enduring exile or rebuilding identity in a new territory?

>>15276647
Simp? Sure, I'm a simp. As in I'm SIMPly going to rape you

>>15263405
>accfags are infighting now but still blaming anti-acc

>>15251250
Just talk to yourself

>Adam and Eve created as perfect and flawless.
>Somehow manage to disobey god and commit sin.

Bravo whoever wrote the Old Testament. No plot holes here!