/lit/ - Literature

Kind of a /b/ answer, but if you want into shit-was-so-cash rapist master race writer.

1.- Rape and be raped, a lot.(to get the whole picture)
2.- Don't care about STDs, unwanted pregnancies, physical and emotional damage and legal repercussion.
3.- Write a lot about it, especially "under the influence".
4.- ?????????
5.- PROFIT (in the form of literary recognition)

-The Bible (TL;DR, the only way to understand it is reading the bottom page notes, etc)
-The Divine Comedy (Same)
-Lord of The Rings (It's boring)

-Harry Potter 7
-The Name of The Wind
-Harry Potter 6

-Matilda (4 or 5 times)
-Artemis Fowl (3 or 4 times)