/lit/ - Literature

>I LOVE CAPITALISM I LOVE CAPITALISM
*on the clock 24/7 with no benefits because of "entrepreneur" and "gig economy" jargon that tells them they're being proactive by being a fucking moustache-waxing hipster douche with a Twitter and no steady career, and because they can be bribed with beanbag chairs and hammocks in the fucking office to entice them to sleep there.*
>I LOVE CAPITALISM I LOVE CAPITALISM
*Is made to dance around in the morning and talk about how much he loves his boss to make a healthy workplace environment*
>I LOVE CAPITALISM I LOVE CAPITALISM
*Submits to the work can be fun we are a family culture*
>I LOVE CAPITALISM I LOVE CAPITALISM
*Let's CEO fuck his wife while he works overtime*
>I LOVE CAPITALISM I LOVE CAPITALISM
*In debt for the rest of his life*
>I LOVE CAPITALISM I LOVE CAPITALISM
*dies from not having proper healthcare*
>I LOVE CAPITALISM I LOVE CAPITALISM
*Gives up on his creative interests and works a boring office job for the rest of his life and feels self satisfied because of how "practical" he is being*
>WE LOVE CAPITALISM HERE YOU COMMIE WE ARE NOT LETTING YOU TAKE OUR FREEDOM AWAY MOVE TO VENEZUELA OR NORTH KOREA IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT HERE LOL
*Gets laid off and is forced to retrain pajeet to replace him who will work his job for a fraction of his pay*