/lit/ - Literature

>200-level Fiction workshop as a freshman
>I'm the only guy in the class
>it's cool, no big deal
>most of the stories are about sororities or "this is what I did on vacation" bullshit
>I write a story about a filthy 300lb cook who has a bitchy girlfriend and likes motorcycles (lol I dunno)
>in the story, there is a fifth of whiskey in the cook's bedroom
>they don't like it because the guy is a slob and the girl is mean and therefore unrealistic
>one girl doesn't know what a fifth of whiskey is
>later in the semester we submit some work to one of our campus's lit journals
>I am the only one published
>lol

Not even mad.