/lit/ - Literature

>>23288917
>that lil nigga who played tennis with one hand because he used the other hand to keep a pistol at his temple at all times
>if he ever lost he would kill himself immediately
>he wins everything and they finally put him as #1 on the leaderboards
>fucking kills himself
or
>the canadian kids who jump over the rails while the train is approaching and all of them are fucking crippled because of it
>once a kid didnt jump so the adults ganged up on him and murdered him
or
>the faggot who steals the mechanical heart of the woman waiting for a transplant thats hidden in her backpack
or
>the comically large mirrors placed in corners on the twisty mountain road so traffic will think theres someone on a crash course and they steer themselves over the cloff to avoid
or
>the addict bitch who has tricks absolutely sexually destroy her in the worst ways possible while in her third trimester
>gives birth to a corpse and goes so crazy that she pretends its alive and walks around with the decaying corpse for weeks

absolutely love the book

>>23258980
>But of course Mr. 6666, you knew this and want to mislead people with your Satanism.

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>>23217983
>I bought it to take "a short break" from a series I'm currently reading and didn't realize it's 1000+ pages

MY SIDES

>>23215415
MY SIDES

>>23204768
> his child will be a niglet

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>>23162101

>mfw I learned Emerson wrote homoerotic poetry about a guy named Martin Gay

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>>23124650
>whereas ogling at her breasts triggers her maternal protective instincts

>>23118605
>Fido Dogstoyevsky

>>23107253

>>23097356
>A visit from the goon squad

>>23097074
>Ban faggots not guns

>She has certainly gone mad!” he said to Raskolnikov, as they went out into the street. “I didn’t want to frighten Sofya Semyonovna, so I said ‘it seemed like it,’ but there isn’t a doubt of it. They say that in consumption the tubercles sometimes occur in the brain; it’s a pity I know nothing of medicine. I did try to persuade her, but she wouldn’t listen.”

>“Did you talk to her about the tubercles?”

>“Not precisely of the tubercles. Besides, she wouldn’t have understood! But what I say is, that if you convince a person logically that he has nothing to cry about, he’ll stop crying. That’s clear. Is it your conviction that he won’t?”

>“Life would be too easy if it were so,” answered Raskolnikov.

>“Excuse me, excuse me; of course it would be rather difficult for Katerina Ivanovna to understand, but do you know that in Paris they have been conducting serious experiments as to the possibility of curing the insane, simply by logical argument? One professor there, a scientific man of standing, lately dead, believed in the possibility of such treatment. His idea was that there’s nothing really wrong with the physical organism of the insane, and that insanity is, so to say, a logical mistake, an error of judgment, an incorrect view of things. He gradually showed the madman his error and, would you believe it, they say he was successful? But as he made use of douches too, how far success was due to that treatment remains uncertain.... So it seems at least.”

>Raskolnikov had long ceased to listen.


How come nobody told me Dostoevsky was so funny?

>>23066824
>deleuzional faggots

>During his early years at Harvard, he [Ralph Waldo Emerson] wrote erotic poetry about a classmate named Martin Gay.

>>22715739
KEK

>>22466352
>open relationships
You're already in a hole here, do you really want to keep digging?

>>22411275
>roastie author
>"black hair and black bronze burnish of skin"
lmao it all checks out

>>22387060
kek fucking cuck
off yourself

>>22371994
Gottem