/lit/ - Literature

In the morning, you wake up with something tickling your eyelids. You brush it aside and at the same time feel something tug at your hair. Meanwhile, you also feel a slight weight on your chest. You first run your hand through your hair and find that you have very long blond hair. Waist length, even. You also notice it's very soft, softer than any girls' you've ever fucked before. Wondering what the fuck happened, you look down. With your mental activity totally focused on your hair, it takes you a few seconds to realize what the weight on your chest is. You come out of your daze to realize you have an amazing rack on your chest. And your chest is also so slim, not the broad barrel chest you sported the day before. You begin to panic but then notice that there's something missing. 9 inches of something to be exact. You quickly move your hand to your crotch, feeling around. SHIT, you yell in your head. "WHAT THE FUCK?!" you yell aloud.