/lit/ - Literature

>>4312048
Haha! Look, it's not the foods fault that people don't know what the fuck self control is. You can get fat off of anything.

>>4255550
>"sort of a genius"
>eats scrambled eggs with a spoon

>>3761712
>Have to design a book cover for fotoclass
>pick Fear and Loathing because why the fuck not
>"What's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?"
>4 fucking times.
>Get some Grapefruits for the cover
>6 people ask me what strange fruit I'm holding.
>mfw These people are going to run the world in twenty years.

>We're the D'Artigo sisters: sexy, savvy ex-operatives for the Otherworld Intelligence Agency. But being half-human, half-Fae means our powers go haywire at all the wrong times. My sister Delilah is a Death Maiden and werecat who belongs to the Autumn Lord. My sister Menolly is a vampire who's dating a gorgeous werepuma, and the godfather of the undead-set. And me? I'm Camille, Priestess of the Moon Mother, married to a dragon, a youkai, and a Svartan. But my dragon father-in-law has decided that he doesn't like having me for a member of the family...

Hilarious summaries thread. Believe it or not, this is a book, not a fanfiction.

>I used to pronounce it Don Qui Zotte.

>Mfw I just gave that away as a Christmas present today.

In my defense, her favorite show ever is Dexter.

>>3145758
You're sixteen, aren't you?

>>2997079
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>not reading Machiavelli
sgy

>>2799148
This is getting hilarious.

>>2748007
PUNS!

>>2743863
Was lurking for news on the BC series and found that Erikson was influenced by Glen Cook. So yeah, I'm going to give it a try
>tfw somebody said in a review that the names of the characters in BC were written by a 10 year old

>>2682924
You're just sayin', amirite?

>>2642206
>she dives down towards your groin and starts feverishly trying to unzip your fly
>a violent grapple ensues as you attempt to resist

>>2486740
You're saying a word's use is independent of the definition. MY... Fucking... Face.

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