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Start of the Holy war Part 1
King Gabriel stood before his dying father before the start of the war.
"My son, show me your blade."
Gabriel gives him the sword
"It surpasses my own and it well serve you well, now show me your shield."
Gabriel gives him the shield
"A fine shield indeed, better then mine, now show me your dick."
Gabriel gives him the D.
"F-Father, I'm afraid that this will never surpass your penis! How can I call myself your son?" wept Gabriel
"Fret not my son. Although your dick is small, you can still do great things. I have made my peace, I give you my blessing, and my soul."
Gabriel's father dies, his soul slowly drifting into Gabriel's dick leaving a tingling sensation
"I will make you proud father!"