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>>2003892
>>2003890

VERGIL YOU FAGGOT, GO BLOW A SPARKLY VAMPIRE:
THE BEST MUTHAFUCKIN PIMPIN IN THE MUTHAFUCKIN ROMAN EMPIRE
IS MINE--FOR ALL TIME---ALL THE LADIES GONNA SAY SO
THEY LOVE IT FROM OVID----I'M OVIDIUS NASO

FIND MARO KINDA NARROW? ALL THAT ARMS AND THE MAN SHIT,
AND THAT "FORMOSUM PASTOR CORYDON" IS PARTY VAN SHIT,
HIS GEORGICS LEAVE YOU SLEEPIN
UNLESS YOU LIKE BEE-KEEPIN
A GIRL LIKE YOU NEEDS SOMETHIN DEEP AN'
SOMETHIN DEEP INSIDE
SO TRADE MANTUA FOR SULMO, LEMME GIVE YOU A RIDE:

COME READ MY HEXAMETERS HORACE FINDS INVIDIOUS
PUBLIUS ENEMY NUMBER ONE? NOT VIRGILIUS BUT OVIDIUS
CAUSE VERGIL GAVE YOU ROMA BUT OVID GIVES YOU AMOR
IN FIVE BOOKS, THREE BOOKS, EPIC LENGTH AND META-MORE,
FROM THE NASTY
TO THE "FASTI"
LOVE ADVENTURE AND TERROR
THEN BANISHED OFF TO TOMIS FOR A CARMEN ET ERROR
NO OTHER POET CAN FREAKS YOU
WITH SUCH WILD EUPHORIA
SO IF IT'S FREAKIN YOU SEEK YOU
CAN CHECK OUT MY ARS AMATORIA.
YOU GONNA LIKE THIS A LOT
NASO MAGISTER ERAT
GONNA LEAVE YOU PANTING WANTING MO AND FEELIN SO HOT---

AND LEAVE THE MUTHAFUCKIN VERGIL GATHERIN' DUST AND FORGOT.

CAUSE VERGIL JUST SOME FAGGOT FRIEND OF DANTE'S
BUT OVID GETS INTO EVERY BITCH'S PANTIES