/lit/ - Literature

>>13992838
>by the last generation and his tribe and didn't
>But Bloom
>culture and and history
You can't even stay incognito for ten seconds, can you /pol/? What the fuck is this garbage you've spewed out? How about you stay the fuck off of /lit/ until you can write at a high school level?

>>13941534
Here's what you do:
>Get /lit/. Read as much of the canon as you can. At the VERY least read the narrative books of the Bible, some Shakespeare, some Chaucer, Don Quixote, at least one of Homer's epics, and at least the Inferno (preferably you'll have read these in their entirety, but just the most influential ones will do in a pinch).
>START getting /fit/. If you're a fat slob, go on a cut for a month at 1500 calories a day. If you're a stick, start a bulk at 2700 calories a day with at least 150 grams of protein at 35 grams per hour at the most.
>Go to a bar near you with a book. Preferably a Penguin Classics release. Sit at the bar. Go on a Friday or Saturday around four or five.
>Fucking read your book. Read intently. Don't take peeks at women, don't nervously play with your phone, fucking read.
>Women will sit by you. Mostly because the book says 'this guy won't annoy me', but also because it adds an air of mystery.
>They'll probably talk to you, ask you about the book. This is your opening.
I read at bars all the time and it happens every single time. Sometimes you get an old guy instead of a girl, but that's fun too because they've often read the text and can give you some rigorous discussion. I wish I knew this trick in college, because now that I'm engaged it's pretty much worthless.

>>13765788
>"Fuck all religion! Everyone who believes it is dumb."
>"What? N-no... I didn't want to make fun of Muslims and Je-Jews. Can't we just talk about gay Baptists and pedo Catholics?"
The cowardice is astonishing.

>>13465009
>>13467596
>both arguments are strawmen

>>13263658
>reading anything that Andorra has touched

>>12981568

>>12942369
>Trying to uproot all hatred and greed
I'm going to guess that your conversion to Buddhism was in college, had something to do with a woman, and that you occasionally use the phrase "decent human being".