/lit/ - Literature

>>10384706
Dude that was the most autistic thing I have ever read in my life. I am surprised that 1. you fingered a lass and 2. that your not aware of how much of sperg you sound. Like I mean the fucking prose dude, why are you using such a high formality and vocabulary? who are you trying to impress? I get wanting to make it to a high standard but jesus fucking christ.
"Challenge of bringing this slippery fish to bay with my fingertips."
I have no idea what the fuck I just read, this cant be real.