/lit/ - Literature

>>23293012
Not gonna lie that's a very cute butt and I wouldn't mind spreading the cheeks and taking a sniff even if she hasn't washed herself in a while. It's like a flawless young girl butt on an otherwise old hag, kinda fascinating.

Imagine the delicate and skittish little moans and whimpers if you took her over the lap and gave her a good hard spanking with a heavy wooden hairbrush until she skin on her behind started to peel off just a bit.

>>21948653
the idea of a cute girl being comfortable enough around me to lounge around sleepily on a bed combined with the idea of a cute girl wanting to hear what I've written is too much for me to handle bros

>>19077208

HELENA
And even for that do I love you the more.
I am your spaniel. And, Demetrius,
The more you beat me, I will fawn on you.
Use me but as your spaniel—spurn me, strike me,
Neglect me, lose me. Only give me leave,
Unworthy as I am, to follow you.
What worser place can I beg in your love—
And yet a place of high respect with me—
Than to be usèd as you use your dog?

>last ~50 pages of Madame Bovary

Well, that was unexpectedly tense. Legit hair-raising stuff.

>>18079236
y-you too

~a half chub

>>15023951
S-she cute

>download a pdf of "1000 poems from the Man'yoshu
>almost a hundred pages explaining the history of the collection and the translation process before getting to the poems
>there are 3000+ poems from the original collection that haven't been translated into English yet

imagine waking up one morning and you were a piece of breakfast cereal...and then she dumps you in a bowl and pours milk on you and eats you...

>>11769493

>get English degree
>becoming a teacher requires a master's
>becoming a librarian requires a master's
>primary options that require a bachelor's are becoming an insurance agent or get some advertising/marketing job
>the only publishing company in my area only wants a graphic designer, which I have no skills in
>primary options that don't require a bachelor's include truck driving and working in a warehouse
>I never bothered getting /fit/ and don't have a semi-truck license

>>11771433

>creative writing professor compared one of my stories to W.G. Sebald and Haruki Murakami
>haven't read either of them yet

Hey guys, I've been waiting to hear back from two poetry magazines for a little over a month and a half. One of them says received, the other says "in progress" and has said that for a couple weeks now. How long should I expect to wait? Does the longer I wait signal I will be declined, or is it actually a good sign?

>>11453021
Damn, anon, your imagery has got me

>>11444395
>sweaty

>>11362016

>read book
>get excited to discuss it professor
>go to talk about it with professor during open office hours
>"That's really interesting, anon, but don't you think it's counteracted by [scene]?"
>completely forget that the scene existed
>"Did you actually read all the way through, anon?"

>>11235574
>granddaughter of Puschkin
>Thick

Oh boy

>choosing a username

>go up to checkout counter with books
>check books out
>go to leave library
>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Have you ever resorted to (or tried to) writing erotic literature?

>>11069002

>in the imperial courts, it was considered rude to refer to people by their names
>because of this, Murasaki uses the colors of their dresses to identify female characters and rank to identify male characters
>the female characters change clothes frequently from chapter to chapter
>male characters get promoted and demoted

I fucked up the OP feel free to let this die

Androgynous cute males with curly, shoulder-length hair who wear casual clothes and have a deep masculine voice while being submissive in sexual situations.
This describes literally all my gay dates and I can't get enough of them, but I'm also totally non-attracted to everyday males and females. Why is my sexuality so fucking weird?

>tfw the best philosophy professor you've ever had was an attractive Dominican nun
>took her classes on presocratics and Aquinas' philosophy
>properly demanding lectures, having to engage with the texts and secondary lit, debate your interpretations etc.
>mfw she sits next to you on the bus after classes
>spill spaghetti