/lit/ - Literature

>>11699151
Can you use your giant brain and vocabulary to explain to me what penises have to do with guns? Like the cocks not Glocks campaign, are violent criminals going to run away if you whip out your dick? Do violent criminals not attack people with big dicks? Does my waifu have a dick because she carries? Does my dick get smaller when I pick up a gun (it usually becomes a purple diamond cutter!)? Is there a size effect chart for each gun; does the gun owners race have any effect?
I honestly have no idea how this brainlet argument ever arose. Speak slowly so I can understand.