/lit/ - Literature

>>6423097

That is almost sort of pitiful

>>6138063
>you could never overcome your infantile obsessional neurosis, and it's going to be awesome to watch your weary eyes searching under a knotted brow as the power and virility is drained out of you slowly and excruciatingly.

nice prose

>finish reading a 10/10 masterpiece
>secretly fantasize about what it would be like if you had written it and picture yourself walking around all humble knowing that you were a genius

Don't try to act like you haven't done this pathetic crap what is that one book that you secretly thought about being the author of /lit/.

tallis is really off his game today

bro you fucking up

>>5211181

>>She loves shakespeare because he is proof that a universal human exists.

this puffed up literary disconnected from reality harold bloom shit really needs to end

if someone actually said this to me irl my sides would attain event horizon

what an absolute wank of a person you must be to go around saying this shit

>>5142465

Sure you are, muffin.
Sure you are.

>>5130721

>I'm plenty calm

whatever you need to tell yourself, spergking

>>5107392

>my annoyance is h-h-h-ealthy

Damn your ass just got prolapsed the fuck out lol. Keep catching them feelings, killer.

>>5043323

>For all the ovulating, not actually reading anything but constantly throwing tampons around on imageboards

This defense mode projection is hilarious.

Caught feelings over your shit buys before you let anyone even respond to the fail.

>german oral exam in 4 hours
>bumping shit threads on /lit/

>>4998270

>really vulnerable and then really aggressive

Because the thing you want to do when you get told to go back to tumblr is act like some ragged out bitch. Pro move, fagfuck.