/lit/ - Literature

>>1787404
>ULYSSES
>A novel about marriage

IT WOULD BE FUNNIER THAT YOU DID THAT THING WITH YOUR ASS AND THEN SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD WHILE STILL IN FRONT OF THE TEXT DOCUMENT AND THEN THE POLICE WOULD COME TO YOUR HOUSE SEVERAL DAYS OR HOURS LATER AND TAKE PHOTOGRAPHS AND THEN PUBLISH IT ON THE NEWSPAPERS AND NEWSITES AND THERE WOULD BE A QUOTATION FROM YOUR TEXT DOCUMENT IN THE ARTICLE NAMED "YOUNG MAN KILLS SELF" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, THAT WOULD SAY "I wrote my name in chinese holding the brush with the pressure of my rectum". AND THEN WE WOULD ALL HERE AT /lit/ HAVE A WONDERFUL LAUGH BECAUSE WE WOULD RECOGNIZE YOU FROM THIS THREAD.

>HE READS "THE NEWSPAPER".

>HE HAS A JOB.