/lit/ - Literature

>>17354765

>>16625665
isnt that average?
do people actually measure their dick?

>>14777581
>I was very small and short statured for my age.
>I never gave this much concern during my early childhood, but this fact fully dawned on me the day my family took a trip to Universal Studios.
>At the time, I loved dinosaurs. I was fascinated by them. I had just recently watched the movie Jurassic Park, and when I found out that there was a Jurassic Park themed ride at Universal Studios, I couldn't wait to go on it.

>We queued up in the line and waited for an hour.
>When reached the front, the park staff presented me with a measuring stick, and I didn't fit the requirements.
>I saw other boys my age admitted onto the ride, but I was denied because I was too short! The ride that I was so excited to enjoy at the theme park was forbidden to me.
>I immediately fell into a crying tantrum, and my mother had to comfort me.

>Being denied entry on a simple amusement park ride due to my height may seem like only a small injustice, but it was big for me at time.
>Little did I know, this injustice was very small indeed compared to all the things I'll be denied in the future because of my height.

>>9210575
One of the lucky ones

>>6457579
Such an utopic vision

What's the moral of the story? Elliot Rodger's account teaches us the following:

-You can be good-looking, rich and not get laid if you just expect girls to flounder around you.
-People with tiny dicks never quite get over it, just like people who were raised in a puritan/religious environment or short people
-There are potentially hundreds of Rodgers in becoming, victims of a tantalizing American society who pushes sexual puritanism on the one hand but exalts sex appeal on the other hand, just like it pushes guilt on promiscuous girls and praise on promiscuous guys, creating a disequilibrium which results in artificial competition from which people like Rodgers are the bottom losers
-If you think like him you should seriously go see a psychiatrist at some point

What's the moral of the story? Elliot Rodger's account teaches us the following:

-You can be good-looking, rich and not get laid if you just expect girls to flounder around you.
-People with tiny dicks never quite get over it, just like people who were raised in a puritan/religious environment or short people
-There are potentially hundreds of Rodgers in becoming, victims of a tantalizing American society who pushes sexual puritanism on the one hand but exalts the virtues of sex appeal on the other hand, just like it pushes guilt and promiscuous girls and praise on promiscuous guys, creating a disequilibrium which results in artificial competition from which people like Rodgers are the bottom losers
-If you think like him you should seriously go see a psychiatrist at some point

>>6336760
>My Twisted World by Elliot Rodger is a real masterpiece (no sarcasm).
This. You will laugh at first when reading some paragraphs, then you will cry a bit knowing that he was actually serious, then you will ponder over the existence of potentially thousands of Rodgers in becoming on /r9k/ and /pol/. His ramblings cover pretty much all the thought processes that goes on in many people's heads on 4chan, especially the parts about women and sexism.

You can't just make this stuff up

Is this the thread where everyone makes broad assumption about a demographic that makes up half of mankind based on their little American middle-class nerdy experience of the opposite sex? Sounds fun.

You can't just make this stuff up

You can't just make this stuff up

>>5669222
nice trip
>>5669267
Say what you will about the guy but this is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. You can't write this stuff.