/lit/ - Literature

>>13810092
>I know it often gets mentioned here
Literally only you.

It seems like it's mostly dialogue because it is. 3,000 character limit:

To Waldo friendship was an alien concept.

“You were always just like the rest! Always plotting to destroy me and take what should be mine! I know it was you! I know it! I know it! I know it!”

“Why? If it’s not to sleep with me, why would you want me?”

For both of them this was the very first kiss.
To Waldo there was nothing at all emotional to it. He thought of it simply as a necessary component to performing a magical spell.
“Yes I am darling. I’m your wife!”

“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!!”
In fear, in rage, in panic, she lost all control and unleashed her power.
“HOW DARE YOU?!!” She shrieked as her body shook. “HOW DARE YOU HURT HIM!”

She especially liked his tight little ass.

He was rewarded with a clear view of her magnificent chest.
“Aaah! Don’t look!” Covering herself with both arms she turned back around.

“NICE?!!” She exploded. “Nice? Is that all you have to say?!”
“What’s wrong with nice?” He asked not understanding. You would think he’d insulted her.
“My breasts are not nice! They’re wondrous! Amazing! Men have been staring at them ever since I was thirteen! I’ve had men come to the Inn and spend entire evenings just ogling them! They have ruined marriages! I once had a traveling bard compose a song for them! You are the first man to ever actually see them and all you have to say is that they’re nice?”
“What are you upset about? It’s a compliment! If I said that to any of the sex slaves they’d have been flattered!”
“I am a succubus! My body is made to enthrall men! Who could possibly have better breasts than me?”
“My mother,” Waldo answered primly. “Hers are spectacular.”

He might have been a virgin, but he quickly discovered he had a pretty good notion of what to do. His hands fondled and squeezed and he licked and kissed her all over her body. His touch was light and certain. His affection was patient and thorough and brought her mounting pleasure.
He paused, and then drove the stake in. She gasped at the pain, but it was not as bad as she expected. She knew from stories that the first time wasn’t supposed to be this enjoyable for a woman.

“Ooooooooooooohhhhhhh!!!”
All the men down in the common room were staring up at the stairwell. It turned out Alice was a moaner and they could all clearly hear her erotic cries. A few of the men laughed and made some naughty jokes. Many more were weeping tears of pure jealousy.
The Innkeeper lifted a mug. “To the luckiest bastard on the face of the Earth.”
All the men lifted their mugs in salute.

He put his lips to Gronk’s.
“Oooh, okay master, make me your bitch.” The eight foot tall ogre put his hands together and let out a girlish giggle.
“What the hell are you doing to my husband?!!”
“I may have gotten the contract wrong again.”
“YOU THINK?!!!”

Is there a better novel?

>>9089907
Read Fevre Dreams from GRRM.

It's finished, and it's great.