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why did he steal the pear?

First you must believe, then you can understand

>>16126109
Counterpoint

First thing that must be done:
a) take a month long break from releasing semen
b)once the month has passed, ejaculate into a capsule
c) stick said capsule up the anal cavity
d) enjoy never ending testosterone until death

Once these preliminary steps have been taken, the initiate may proceed to enter into the mysteries of Big Dick Essence. Be forewarned, reader, this introduction usually ends in unrelenting faggotry. Many brave souls have tried to ascend through this practice, but if failure should be inevitable, console yourself and realize that death is but a never ending sleep.
All praise the most high.

>>14582916
In Christian theology, God's rule is just because he is good therefore that makes his sole rule ok. Satan falling from grace was due to his hubris, believing he could overcome Him. Satan is only attractive to midwits who can't see that the prince of darkness would also have a silver tongue.