/lit/ - Literature

I would think some people must have guessed the overall theme by now, even if not earlier. The key is the characters (sometimes the ones speaking, sometimes the ones being addressed).

Bumpity umpity
Out of the slumpity!

A modest hint — ten different ways the speakers die:

7 — crushed by tree
14 — beheading
28 — falling
38 — shot with arrow
43 — hit by boulder
60 — car crash
69 — drowning
72 — burning
86 — bomb [something of a trick question]
94 — gunshot