/lit/ - Literature

I'm 100% sober, but only because I get no effect from alcohol other than getting sleepy. No enjoyment at all.
sad

Finnegans Wake
I thought to myself: "how hard could it be?" before trying it

My handwriting has been the same since I was like 12. It is what it is

>>18729393
what on earth made you think that? genuinely curious

>>17935635
what do you mean? Pierre and Levin ended up happy for example

>>16452063
He's a lifelong university intellectual who is famous for commenting on topics that is not in his field or wheelhouse. He has never created a tangible good or service to contribute to mankind, yet criticizes capitalism all while strawmanning capitalism into crony-corporatism... He favors this ridiculous un-implementable form or "libertarian socialism" (just as contradictory and stupid as it sounds...) which seeks to destroy the concentration of the means of production in any sense. This stupid belief was probably devised because of the fact that he was always a closet marxist that was faced with the overwhelming evidence that the implementation of communism was the worst thing to happen to humanity in the 20th century and beyond and this was his ridiculous idea to save face.

Now he's just the figure-head for intellectually dishonest midwit white males that don't have a place in the modern marxist identitarian left.

>>15954450
>cheating on your wives isn't a really good thing

>Augustus
I'd beat his scrawny sickly little ass if it weren't for the whole might of Rome behind him

>>12796845
>We're so unready that if Jesus did appear we would probably destroy him
well it's basically the entire premise of the Grand Inquisitor

>dialogue without quotation marks and instead that fucking dash

>>10807046
You sound like me when I was single. Most of these 'rules' of what girls want are in your head, and most are insecurities than can be fixed. I am a chubby bearded mudslime looking guy and I found a hot white girlfriend.

>face
Is mostly about skin. Fix your diet and wash your face.

>height
Is really only a problem if you're noticeably short. I am 5'11 but most girls believe I am 6ft

>frame
Can be fixed in gym. Also looks at your posture.

>dick size
doesn't matter until you're in bed. plus it's like height, unless it's noticeably small it won't be a problem.

>net worth+income
As long as you are earning enough to be comfortable then this is basically negligible. Any girl that bases her attraction to you on this isn't worth your time in the first place (this rule is more important than anything - you have to be selfish)

>social status
again, any girl that rejects you because you don't meet her 'social status' standards is a waste of time.

The important thing to take away is that by having this AWALT mentality, you are giving them the power to hurt you before you have even tried. The other important thing is to not get angry if a girl rejects you because of something like income, but instead realise that she is the kind of shallow girl that would've caused problems in the future as well. Be selfish.

>We were like brothers, Karamazov!
geez, Fyodor

make someone actually get a job

>mfw that story about a guy who just gets humiliated all the time and then goes home drunk to beat up his kid
what the heck

>meet gf on okcupid
>lists literature and video games as hobbies
>perfect.jpg
>meet up in person
>"literature" = chick lit bullshit
>"video games" = the sims and candy crush
>stick together anyway for over three years and getting married next year
women are dangerous creatures with their ensnaring lies

>Now a major motion picture!

>>9613219
Can anybody explain this feitsh? It is so retarded that even zoophilia is more comprehensible in comparison.

>It's a "Tolstoy stops the narritive to ramble about historians" episode
quite good, 9/10

>>9535478
>Der sprachführer

>>9445377
What's with the neighbor Liechtenstein? I never heard anything relevant from that shithole. I think even Somalia or Uganda contributed more than this excuse for a country.

>>9444014
>North by Northwest
>a compass
>North by Northwest is not a direction point on a compass
Fucking idiots

Bear with me guys, it's been almost ten years since I last read it.

I liked the book but what was up with that random "black slang" chapter in the beginning? I don't remember it having any significance on the story and it almost put me off the book altogether

where did all you christians come from
i'm not complaining but i didn't imagine 4chan attracted religious people

when we all get a little more brave