/lit/ - Literature

An old Jewish fellow wins 1.5 million on the lottery. He is being interviewed on TV, when he asked what he plans to do with the money.
"Well," he says, "Half a million I'm going to give to my synagogue as it needs some work doing to it."
The interviewer asks, "What about the rest?"
The old Jew says, "Another half a million I'm going to give to a local Jewish summer camp, so the kids can have a nice place to stay in the summer."
The interviewer asks, "Great! And what about the rest?"
"Oh, I'm going to give that to the nazi party!" he replied.
"What? Why would a Jew give money to the nazi party?"
The old Jew rolled up his sleeve, points to a tattoo and say's, "Zey are the ones that gave me my lucky numbers!"

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